第208章 此人阳气必然旺盛(1 / 1)

作品:《全球惊悚:我在诡秘世界玩嗨了

今天一天下来,没有什么特别的收获。                                原本江澈还打算找找其他挑战者,交个朋友什么的。                                结果,别说别的挑战者了,就连甄可人都不见了……                                白白浪费了一天生命,着实无奈。                                天已经黑了,七樱菩萨的每日任务没有发布,甄可人也还没回来。                                有些心累的江澈“太”字躺在床上。                                这时,小蛮不温不火的声音响起:“这次的进度,似乎有点慢啊。”                                江澈:“是啊,两人,一个脑袋,想事情肯定慢。”                                小蛮:“我是不是人我不知道,但你是真的狗。”                                突然,江澈想到一件事,于是问道:“蛮子,之前你说自己看不到灵体是因为没有眼睛对吧?”                                小蛮叹道:“是啊,漂亮脑袋都没了,我那卡姿兰般的大眼睛自然也没了。”                                “那你知道刑天吗?”                                “……,有事说事。”                                “相传刑天和黄帝争位,被斩去头颅后,以自身双                                u作眼,肚脐为嘴……你看人家刑天多争气,没头就用眯眯眼,你为什么不行?”                                小蛮:“要不我们还是解除契约吧,我真的累了。”                                “能让我先看看吗?”                                “滚啊!”                                “别这么生分啊,大不了我的也给你看。”                                “啊!!!”                                “emmmm,小气鬼。”                                就在这时,空灵的声音突兀在耳边响起。                                “近日镇上有邪祟出没,今夜她们将游走于各个村庄,只要撑过子时,便会安全,届时本座将会庇护幸运之人……”                                江澈算是明白了,这七樱菩萨真的是又当又立。                                这任务显然就是一次针对挑战者的屠杀。                                这货太危险了,想方设法想弄死挑战者,却又一口一个庇护。                                得想个办法把她干掉才行……                                而就在这时,一阵阴冷的夜风从窗外卷了进来。                                江澈一个激灵,尿意横生,所幸,房间里有夜壶。                                于是,江澈吊儿郎当地掏出三分米……在一阵海啸声后,脑海中浮现了一行血字。                                【此人纯阳必然旺盛,千百年难遇,不可错过……】                                “???,蛮子,你是不是在偷看?”                                “你,你莫要胡说!”                                不是小蛮?那是谁?                                就在这时,忽然一个凄冷的声音响起。                                “公子~”                                “啊~”江澈下意识朝窗外看去,结果发现窗台上不知道什么时候多了一颗脑袋。                                此时,一个长相清秀的女人正笑盈盈的看着江澈。                                江澈:“……”                                我这不是二楼吗?                                她怎么会出现在窗户外面?                                哦……是诡秘,那没事了,这很合理。                                看来七樱菩萨的任务已经开始了。                                江澈突然的木楞,让窗外的女人心中狂喜。                                很好,不错,已经被我吓到了。                                他的力量被七樱菩萨封印,这么长的阳气,今晚就便宜我了!                                真是踏破小鞋无觅处,得来全不费工夫!                                就在女人想着怎么吸干江澈的阳气时,突然一只手抓住了她的头发。                                女人:“?!”                                江澈热情的说道:“外面多冷啊,姑娘进来说话!”                                不等对方反应过来,江澈薅着她的头发,用力一拽!                                直接将其从窗户外丢到了床上。                                “啊~”对方不禁发出一声娇叹。                                送上门的妹子,不做点什么,岂不是我江某无能?                                女人:“???”                                我是谁?                                我在哪?                                我在干什么?                                不对,他在干什么?                                他……有病吧?那么粗鲁的吗?!                                那么……急不可耐吗?~                                这时,江澈笑盈盈的说道:“姑娘那么晚来找我,做爪子啊?”                                女人温婉一笑,低头羞涩道:“这长夜漫漫,公子不觉得空虚寂寞么?”                                江澈点点头,不置可否,“是有点,那姑娘能陪我聊聊天吗?”                                “小敏全凭公子吩咐~”                                江澈:“你有根治脚臭的办法吗?”                                小敏愣住:“什,什么?”                                “杨戬的第三只眼睛是单皮眼还是双皮眼?”                                “公子你在说什么……”                                “用毒蛇的毒毒毒蛇毒蛇会被毒死吗?”                                小敏:“……”                                小蛮:“深表同情……”                                “用电鳗的电电电鳗电鳗会被电死吗?”                                小敏:“公子是有十年脑血栓吗?”                                江澈:“十年脑血栓是几年?”                                小敏倒吸了口冷气。                                我究竟在期待些什么?                                这货特么是在玩我啊!                                我为什么要陪他聊天?                                我特么是来弄死他的啊,我是来吸这家伙的阳气的啊!                                靠!鬼不要面子的?                                小敏的脸变得苍白,冰冷的月色下,她指甲开始变长,变的尖锐。                                当江澈看到小敏的指甲后,面露惊色,连连后退。                                “你,你不要过来啊!”                                见状,小敏心中冷笑。                                怕了吧?怕就对了!                                不管你以前多强,力量被七樱菩萨封印之后,又能如何?                                “公子……你在怕什么?”小敏阴笑着说道。                                江澈:“你,你别过来!”                                小敏一步一步逼近。                                江澈:“你有灰指甲,一个传染俩啊!”                                小敏:“……”                                “我灰你老母!”                                小敏张牙舞爪地朝江澈冲了过去,一根根锋利的指甲可以轻易撕碎一个人的身体。                                而就在这时,江澈却掏出了一柄大刀,“既然如此,就让哥哥帮你做个美甲吧!”                                “唰!”                                一刀下去,小敏的手掌直接被跺了下来!                                小敏:“……”                                (伤口:嗤嗤嗤……)                                画面仿佛定格。                                江澈挠了挠头,有些不好意思的说道:“那个,不好意思啊,砍偏了。”                                小敏眼底开始出现雾气。                                这就是你说的做个美甲?                                把我手剁下来做美甲?                                我就是个e级小诡秘,再生要很久很久的……                                小敏自知不是江澈的对手,但是这里总归是她们的地盘。                                于是,她龇牙咧嘴的说道:“你们这些臭男人,一个都跑不了!姐姐们不会放过你们的,你们都会死在这里!”                                “埋在樱花树下的,应该是你们才对!”                                埋在樱花树下的应该是我们?几个意思?                                江澈收起大刀,上去就是邦邦两拳!                                “臭男人是吧。”                                “跑不了是吧!”                                “邦邦邦!”                                小敏开始哭喊着求饶。                                “大哥,别打了,别打了。”                                “呜呜呜~”                                “别打了,疼!啊!”                                “别打那里,那里不可以!”                                江澈一拳又一拳,打到对方说出樱花树的秘密为止。                                刚刚那句话到底是什么意思!                                “让你嘴硬!我让你嘴硬!”                                “说不说!”                                “你说不说!”                                头都被打歪了。                                小敏濒临崩溃。                                “呜呜呜~”                                “大哥,你倒是先问啊……”

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